🚨 YOUR DESK IS A SPINE KILLER. THIS KIT IS YOUR 5-MINUTE COUNTERATTACK.

If you're scoring 41+ on the Chair Death Score™, this is your emergency exit from pain.

What's Inside (Instant Digital Delivery):
• 3-Minute Neck Release Video: Undo "tech neck" forward-head posture – feel looser in 60 seconds.
• 60-Second Hip Opener Protocol: Unlock tight hip flexors from 8+ hours seated. No mat needed.
• Standing Desk Reset Sequence: Full-body decompression you do at your workstation. (PDF + Video)

Normally $47. Yours for $9 today only (expires when you leave the page). 

100% Money-Back Guarantee: If you don't feel 20% looser after the first video, email me – full refund + I send you the full $997 Pipeline for free.

Click "Add to Cart" now. Your future self (who can deadlift again) thanks you.